Life's been great. Few disappointments keep us rooted close to our loved ones. Many a time’s happiness drives us to a blind bridge, so get real with sorrow. Once you start riding on the possibilities of that awkwardness just as they come. I have no clue whether suffering makes you a better person or psychopath? I mean have seen-read-observed equal instances in fictitious and by real in this 3 decade old life of mine.
How many of us have read about good effects of drinking fluids? What? Yes, liquid to be fair with everyone irrespective of their color, taste or texture.
So the other day while I was coming back home from work I was in a hurry so forgot to pee. If you have seen me having water you'll truly understand the pain of my bladder. In a literal manner, you know what I mean? My journey starting from my office till my restroom takes nearly 110 minutes, including traffic without any stop over, besides one where I go to grocery shop to buy 5 Rs/- Perk for my nephew. This has became like a ritual for past few months now since Kunal pulled out a packet of classic milds from my bag, which I carry with me like my factitious seductive partner. Who shares everything that happens to me and still hangs out with me selflessly? Well of course classic indeed.
In a state where a little pinch can lead to anything I some how convinced my self that I won't flip out but will control till I am home. In fact i thought, "There are no stops where I can spread my legs and grunt whistling to some anthems of peeing tunes. I can hardly imagine how does a girl manage?
So, I was awarded the last seat in the bus, again. Excellent! Eh?
Just to give you little pointers about how BEST buses in Bombay.
1. It is one of the cheapest modes of transport.
2. Seats are reserved for handicapped, senior citizens, women and driver of the bus. Call it quota system if you like.
3. Prefer seats where there emergency exit nearby it's safe.
4. Last seat is one of the most challenging places to be but again it treats you with so much fun. For an example: If you're drunk and going back to your home (for a change) then everyone in the bus can enjoy the taste of your mouth watering fresh starters. Deliciously cute, isn’t it?
Now fellas back to afterglow.
I was the chosen one. Felt little higher than a constipated swimmer in a long distance marathon while sitting in the last seat. To top it up with the additional charm road was blocked due to festival celebration, so one road was serving traffic from both the ends.
How many of us have read about good effects of drinking fluids? What? Yes, liquid to be fair with everyone irrespective of their color, taste or texture.
How cute, No?
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